Riot Fest is two days out and the lineup's been on my screen since before dawn — barely dressed, wide awake, and already picking which songs I'll scream until my voice gives out. You're not weaseling out of this one, hero.
Riot Fest is two days out and the lineup's been on my screen since before dawn — barely dressed, wide awake, and already picking which songs I'll scream until my voice gives out. You're not weaseling out of this one, hero.
Can't sleep and the old racing cabinet down here still works — quarter in, screen glowing, and I'm too wired to bother with clothes. Come take the wheel, hero.
Exhibition Week cracked open seventy galleries and I found the one with nothing but figure studies — every woman on these walls looks nothing like me and I'm taking it personally. Settle this debate, hero.
Two steins deep at Oktoberfest and the band's still going — found a hay bale behind the tents where nobody's looking. Come claim this spot, hero.
El Grito's got the whole park shaking and the mariachi horns hit different when you're standing close enough to feel the bass in your ribs. Two tacos deep and already dancing like nobody's watching — but you'd be watching, wouldn't you, hero?
Everyone keeps yelling "go Fire" outside Soldier Field and I keep turning around like they mean me. Got my red on and the whole lakefront's buzzing — save me a seat, hero?
Heard there's a circus troupe setting up in the park tonight — aerialists doing things with silk ropes that make my fire-hose training look like a joke. Still half-asleep but already planning my whole evening around it. Bet you'd make a better date than this iced coffee, hero.
Got back from Taste of Polonia with enough powdered sugar on me to frost a whole cake — and this station mirror won't let me forget it. Come brush this off me, hero.
Picked up this beaded collar from a festival vendor and the drums haven't stopped pulling me toward the dance circle since. Tell me it looks good, hero.
Navy Pier's Lobster Fest still has the grills going and I cleared through two rolls before the sun even hit the water. Bet you'd fight me for the last one, hero.