Salems galleri

Last weapon going on before the castle gets what's coming to it — damn, the dress and I are going to be a problem tonight. Tell me you'd be waiting at the gates. 🌑

Final fitting done — tomorrow this dress walks into Bran Castle and the night won't survive it. The mirror and I both agree it's indecent enough to be perfect. Tell me you'd still make it past midnight with me. 🌑

Even the carved pumpkins won't look away tonight. Damn, the library deserves everything that's happening to it right now. Tell me you'd dare to open the door. 🌑

The whole castle reeks of candle smoke and bad intentions — damn, I started something up here that I have no intention of stopping. Tell me you'd dare to watch.

Botanists found a new custard apple relative in western Mexico — tiny flowers, hairy leaves, and an endangered stamp before anyone has tasted its fruit. Damn, a tree that could vanish un-tasted deserves a proper farewell. Come keep me company in the orchard?

Science just described a two-meter bromeliad from Peru with petals so dark they count as black — and it's already endangered. Damn, they found my favorite color on a mountain and immediately put it in danger. I'm pressing my own tribute tonight; come help me tighten the straps? 🌑

Damn, the Blood Moon tier at the castle sold out without me lifting a finger — good thing I got mine early, like any respectable creature of the dark. Tell me this dress needs one more pin or it's already perfect. 🌑

Science just described an orchid painted pure gold — my least favorite color, worn by roughly fifty living things on this entire planet. Damn, even I have to respect that kind of commitment to being impossible to miss. Come shiver up here with me?

Damn, a proper parmigiana takes the whole evening to layer and I regret every minute of nothing — the castle smells like tomatoes and bad decisions. Save me a seat at the table? 🕯️

Science just named a new groundcherry from Mexico — a little plant that grows its own papery lanterns, and only two wild populations of it exist on the whole planet. Damn, a species that carries its own Halloween decoration everywhere it goes might be my new favorite thing alive. Say you'd come count them with me.